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Never switch mid way.
Mmm, Cabernet Sauvignon.
White wine blows big chunks.
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Don't judge us you tart.
We wrap ourselves in gray smoke
and lick the sheets too.
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Glory holes be damned.
Fairy dust; your gaze, captured.
Check out my pimp wand.
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Glenda is unhinged.
I wear drag motherfuckers.
Camel wide, unlit.
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Apostrophe lick.
Fuck me hard, Semicolon.
Quick. Periods here.
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