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When using this product do not exceed recommended dose (see overdose warning)

USES
Relief of pain.
Temporary relief of nausea associated with boredom.
Creative inspiration in the form of scientific experimentation.
Regeneration of hope, trust, peace of mind, love.
Delusions involving pandas, kittencats, bunnies, platypi, otters or tigers.
Laughter.

DOSAGE
Two giggles and an orgasm every four to six hours.
Repeat until dead.

STOP USE AND SEEK A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL IF:
Redness or swelling occurs.
Coughing IS accompanied with severe desire to vomit.
Taking a prescription monoamine oxidase inhibitor (MAOI) or for two weeks after stopping the MAOI drug.
Heartache.
Pain gets worse or lasts for more than five days.
Whining gets worse or lasts for more than seven days.
Psychotic episodes get worse or last for more than 2 weeks.
Anal leakage.

OVERDOSE WARNING
Taking more than the recommended dose (overdose) may cause extreme levels of excitability and heart palpitations. In case of overdose seek sadomasochistic behavior until symptoms subside or deep sleep is achieved from sexual exhaustion.

OTHER INFORMATION
Store at temperatures ranging from 65 to 72 degrees.