Kid A: I'm not a hugger. At school, the people, they are always trying to give you a hug. I don't want to hug. I am always afraid of getting some cold or some disease or some hug herpes or something. Sorry, no hugs. Except Saxon. I hug Saxon.
Me: Who is Saxon?
Kid B: The guy who gave you Brian AIDs?
Kid A: No thats Josh.
Kid B: He's a supercreeper.
Kid A: Yea. Saxon is Julian the Douchebag's twin.
Kid B: Oh. That guy.