bff

I'm all like "Why can't you remove your shoes?"
And you're all like "Because they are sandals."
And then I'm all like "Why must you be a fucking prick?"
Then you're all like "Why must you be a fucking cunt?"
We fist fight and its like when Rocky and Apollo caught each other in the same knockout moment.
I wake up in a pool of drool, hair matted to my cheeks.
You smile and a few of your teeth fall out.
So then, I am all "Can we get a cup of coffee?"
And you're all "Two JDs for me and Larry Love."

Cabernet: Fat Bastard.
Food: Pork Chops sauteed in soy sauce and olive oil.
Movie: 28 Days Later.
Location: Road to Nowhere.