Every once and awhile I covet something like to own it would be a gift from the Virgin Mary's sweet vagina and these boots, these boots I tell you...
Please little, Cherub Baby Jesus, with your rosy cheeks and freshly scented fat little ass, please please please, find me these boots in a size 10. I love you. You are so freaking awesome with all that saving souls and stuff, way to go. I'll totally trade in my eternal life card, seriously, this deal is weighted crazy style in your benefit, just sayin', help me out here, Karma pop tops, Charity trading cards WHATEVER IT IS I HAVE TO DO. Amen.
P.S. Thank you.
P.P.S. Love you.