all caps (annoying) monday

I DONT HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE ROAD
YOUR FUCKING SIDEWALKS TAKE MY TIRES JUST FINE

I DONT HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES OF MONOPOLY
PARK AVE JUST BECAME THE GHETTO AND CELL BLOCK C IS TAKING OVER THE RAILROAD

I DONT HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
PREEMPTIVELY SHOUTING FUCK YOU BEFORE YOUR HELLO

I DONT HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES OF ATTRACTION
PENGUIN FUCKING IS A HIGHLY UNDERRATED FRIDAY NIGHT ACTIVITY

I DONT HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES OF GRAMMAR
SEMICOLONS MAKE ME WET; URS GIRAFFEZ R MACON MAH HED HURTZ?

I DONT HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES OF COFFEE
GIVE ME AN ESPRESSO AND LET ME TAKE A NAP

I DONT HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE INTERNET
ALL CAPS NO PUNCTUATION MY OPINION PAY FOR PORN

I DONT HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE GOVERNMENT
Well. Ok, yes, I do, but fuck if I won't find some work arounds.