...and CUE the Tiger Brand Coffee advert

Opportunities are like assholes, everyone's got one and they all stink.
Not it.
Opportunities are like assholes, you are not real sure what to do with them but eventually mother nature will figure that out for you.
Totally wrong too.
Opportunities are like assholes, when you get the change to fuck one, start slowly, build momentum and enjoy the ride because you never know when that chance will arise again.
It sorta sounds like sage advice from the likes of someone, full of sage.

Wait for it.
Wait for it.....

There have never been more famous words uttered.
(An abrupt, exclamatory utterance. Discharge.)

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