Kid A: Can I get some gum?
Me: Sure. But you have to go in together and get some paper towels too. I'll wait in the car.
Kid A/B: Ok.
(ATM card surrendered: 15 minutes later byproducts emerge)
Me: What's that?
Kid A: Gum! 60 pieces!
Me: Wait. Where's your bag? Did you get tampons? Where are the paper towels? You only bought gum?! Are you kidding me, go back in!
Kid B: There was a hot guy in there!
Me: Go back in!
Kid A/B: We can't!
Me: Wait until he leaves then buy the damn tampons!
Kid A/B: He's the cashier!
Kid A: He looks like Kurt Cobain. We can't buy tampons from Kurt Cobain.