Ain't no party like a platypus party cause a platypus party don't stop!
Unless you invite tigers.
There is this Help for the Homeless type place that I pass on the way to work everyday. Their outside sign uses the same font Chick Fil-A does on those cow billboards that say "Eat More Chickn". Because of the letter style, I keep imagining this building run by homeless people that chops up and serves donating good samaritans as meat. Which would taste of ham or bacon, according to the trusted source who informed me that people resemble pigs in that regard.
Fuck.
I am almost looking forward to running out of food and resorting to cannibalism.
You can take the girl out of an alligator, but you cant take an alligator out of the girl.
Seriously.
The stomach cavity just doesn't compare.
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