If you can find it, you can use it.

Kid B: It's like Narnia in here. Jesus Christ, I can't find anything in your purse, Mom. "Can I borrow the lip gloss, Mom?" "If you can find it, you can use it." You have another bag in here, are you kidding me? Is the lip gloss inside a box, inside this bag?

Kid A: And inside that box, before you get to the lip gloss, there is another box and inside THAT box.... is a key.

Kid B: And you have to take that key, to the middle of the woods with the dragon, who is sitting on another box and inside that box, it isn't the lip gloss, no it's.... a clue.

(pause)

Kid B: Ridiculous.

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