RideHer.

If I was famous, I would need a Rider for all appearances (to include dental and gynecology appointments).
This is what the famous do. Demand shit and get it.

MY RIDER
12 bottles Fiji water (chilled on ice)
2 bottles quality Cabernet Sauvignon
2 bottles Australian Sauvignon Blanc (chilled on ice)
6 cans of Red Bull (chilled on ice)
1 bottle Jagermeister (chilled on ice)
1 bottle Jack Daniel's
12 cans of Coke
Pita bread
Fresh Hummus
Shrimp Cocktail
Olives with Garlic Cloves in the center
Cheese tray (assorted)
Fruit tray (watermelon, kiwi, star fruit, and Bing cherries)
4 Medium Rare Filet Minions, seared and thinly sliced
1 Key Lime Pie
1 pack Hubba Bubba Strawberry bubblegum
1 pack Hubba Bubba Watermelon bubblegum
Over sized red couch with lots of fluffy down pillows
12 Nerf hand crossbows with extra darts
6 BigWheels for adults
Bob Sagat
Red Panda

Unless fame came in the form of great stupidity or illegal activity, in which case this list consists of 1 orange jump suit.

Nevermind.