bitches. a guide.

might want to block them too.

and now for something completely different.

sometimes you just get sucked into the tornado unwillingly.

martin: are you there?
me: like, here?
me: or, there?
me: there, being, there.
me: cause. i am here.
me: right here.
me: hey. pst. hey.
me: hey hey.
me: martin.
me: hey.
martin: yes
me: you there?
me: http://i.imgur.com/0OmVe.jpg


me: hey. pst.
me: http://i.imgur.com/Ydb1h.jpg


me: hey
me: you there?
me: psst.
martin: yeeees
me: http://i.imgur.com/8p01s.jpg


me: hey.
me: (hosted on private website)


martin: when did you graduate?
me: 93
martin: I graduated in 97
me: i am your elder.
me: sh.
me: listen to my sage advice.
martin: what's your advice for me today?
me: didnt you hear it?
martin: no
me: oh.
me: sorry.
martin: WHATS MY ADVICE?
me: you didnt hear it?
martin: no
me: OH.
me: SORRY.

[martin has logged off.]

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