Dr Approved. Celebrity Endorsed.

Acrylic nails.
Padded bras.
Teeth whiteners.
Eyelash ointment.
Hair dye.
Girdles.
Bronzer, spray tans, tanning beds.
Saline implants.
Diet pills, Diet plans.
Electrolysis.
Plastic surgery.
Xanax. Zoloft. Lithium.

But oh, hey kiddies, don't forget:
Just be yourself.
*wink*