I am putting my foot down so hard Orlando is about to get a new fucking lake.
No morning should ever start with anything but sex, kisses, and tiny chocolates to melt in your mouth while you drink hot coffee. NO MORNING!
I dreamt last night I was cooking breakfast, not all night but that portion right before I woke up, so that when I did wake up I immediately went to pout face for realizing I would not have fresh bacon to munch on with my egg and cheese bagel that also did not get made. Waffles would have been awesome (mental note).
do not tread on me
your bad mood can't ruin my
great sex and coffee