2.27.2010
2.26.2010
FTW
Quote by a Sea World Orlando visitor in the Washington Post:
"The question is should we have whales in captivity? These are wild animals," DeVore said, adding, "But my daughter loves those dolphins."
Grossly Inflated Sarcasm:
I am really bummed about child labor, I mean, they are children, but my kids just loves wearing Nike.
When will they stop packaging things excessively? I know there is a landfill problem but I really love ordering Chinese take out and buying medication in little plastic bottles.
Its a shame those people in Africa are enslaved in mines, but damn does my wife really love getting diamonds.
Is it right to be involved in a war based on known lies? There are innocent people dying every day and many more scarred for life, but we do enjoy riding around in our gas guzzling SUV.
Should we be bottling water from rivers in South Florida? It is in short supply and the aquifer is starved but when I work out its great to have it with me and SO convenient!
The more I see, hear, learn, the more I want to drink.
Absolutely unrelated to the previous thought:
I am thinking of applying for this incredible opportunity.
Antarctic Artists & Writers Program — Past Participants
Sunset at the station (photo)
Love.
Epically unrelated to anything at fuck all:
When battling the decepticons, one must always remember to transform first. NOT after the initial blood curdling blow, resulting in a crushed spine and pelvis. Also: Never transform into a flower. There really is no use for those things during battle.
"The question is should we have whales in captivity? These are wild animals," DeVore said, adding, "But my daughter loves those dolphins."
Grossly Inflated Sarcasm:
I am really bummed about child labor, I mean, they are children, but my kids just loves wearing Nike.
When will they stop packaging things excessively? I know there is a landfill problem but I really love ordering Chinese take out and buying medication in little plastic bottles.
Its a shame those people in Africa are enslaved in mines, but damn does my wife really love getting diamonds.
Is it right to be involved in a war based on known lies? There are innocent people dying every day and many more scarred for life, but we do enjoy riding around in our gas guzzling SUV.
Should we be bottling water from rivers in South Florida? It is in short supply and the aquifer is starved but when I work out its great to have it with me and SO convenient!
The more I see, hear, learn, the more I want to drink.
Absolutely unrelated to the previous thought:
I am thinking of applying for this incredible opportunity.
Antarctic Artists & Writers Program — Past Participants
Sunset at the station (photo)
Love.
Epically unrelated to anything at fuck all:
When battling the decepticons, one must always remember to transform first. NOT after the initial blood curdling blow, resulting in a crushed spine and pelvis. Also: Never transform into a flower. There really is no use for those things during battle.
The Order of Things
Go to bed, set alarm for 7:00am.
Lay in bed not sleeping.
Decide 7:00am is too early, reset alarm for 7:30am.
Fall asleep.
Wake up at 6:58am because the kittencat wants to play.
Giggle for 5 minutes at furry cuteness.
Stretch.
Debate getting up.
Decide 20 more minutes of sleep sounds awesome.
Curl up in comforter, drift into semi-conscious dream state.
(Power blinks on and off, resetting all clocks to 12:00)
Wake up at 8:25.
Scream FUCK very loudly.
(sigh)
Lay in bed not sleeping.
Decide 7:00am is too early, reset alarm for 7:30am.
Fall asleep.
Wake up at 6:58am because the kittencat wants to play.
Giggle for 5 minutes at furry cuteness.
Stretch.
Debate getting up.
Decide 20 more minutes of sleep sounds awesome.
Curl up in comforter, drift into semi-conscious dream state.
(Power blinks on and off, resetting all clocks to 12:00)
Wake up at 8:25.
Scream FUCK very loudly.
(sigh)
2.25.2010
Rocky and Bullwinkle fan
How one idiot can set in motion standards that defy logic for everyone else.
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Common sense used to be free of charge, now its an undergraduate course.
or
Your kid should be used for lunchmeat.
Why are children protected like they are stuffed with cherub down and bedazzled with diamonds. If one has not learned by the 6th grade to avoid large metal objects (traveling at 20mph), one does not deserves to graduate into 7th.
Why do middle school children need crossing guards at intersections inside of neighborhoods that have walk/dont walk signals? Are these people paid to guide kids across the street because I would rather my tax dollars went to something other than protecting the retarded. By high school we have all invested enough in their education to justify, but honestly, evolution should be allowed to weed out unnecessary outliers naturally.
I live less than a mile from a Middle School. The neighborhood's posted speed limit is 35mph. There are sidewalks on both sides of every street. There are two school zones, monitored by 3 cops each, 2-4 random days out of the week, in which you must go 20mph. There are two crossing guards on my drive to the school: one at an intersection that has a working traffic light and another right in front of the school (where there is the school's liaison officer - can he not do this job, every morning he does nothing but talk to the principal, who also stands to watch this intersection - 3 people 1 job), which has 4 stop signs and relies on people remembering the rules of the road when the crossing guard isn't there (oh my fucking gawd what will we do!).
Ok. Crazy excessive. I am almost surprised I do not see guard rails to keep children on the sidewalks and out of control neighborhood traffic (those crazy soccer moms) on the road.
I am going to propose this at the municipalities next council meeting.
or
Common sense used to be free of charge, now its an undergraduate course.
or
Your kid should be used for lunchmeat.
Why are children protected like they are stuffed with cherub down and bedazzled with diamonds. If one has not learned by the 6th grade to avoid large metal objects (traveling at 20mph), one does not deserves to graduate into 7th.
Why do middle school children need crossing guards at intersections inside of neighborhoods that have walk/dont walk signals? Are these people paid to guide kids across the street because I would rather my tax dollars went to something other than protecting the retarded. By high school we have all invested enough in their education to justify, but honestly, evolution should be allowed to weed out unnecessary outliers naturally.
I live less than a mile from a Middle School. The neighborhood's posted speed limit is 35mph. There are sidewalks on both sides of every street. There are two school zones, monitored by 3 cops each, 2-4 random days out of the week, in which you must go 20mph. There are two crossing guards on my drive to the school: one at an intersection that has a working traffic light and another right in front of the school (where there is the school's liaison officer - can he not do this job, every morning he does nothing but talk to the principal, who also stands to watch this intersection - 3 people 1 job), which has 4 stop signs and relies on people remembering the rules of the road when the crossing guard isn't there (oh my fucking gawd what will we do!).
Ok. Crazy excessive. I am almost surprised I do not see guard rails to keep children on the sidewalks and out of control neighborhood traffic (those crazy soccer moms) on the road.
I am going to propose this at the municipalities next council meeting.
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